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VODKA!!! There's no such thing as too much.
I call Bullshit
I call Bullshit on...
wearing sunglasses in bars
being embarrassed by people who have opinions
not doing the work
trucker caps
refusing to adapt
refusing to say "I don't know"
refusing to speak up
glitter
faking anything
getting pimped
shouting at your cell phone
this overpriced, watered down drink
aping celebrity
thug life
fear
violence in the name of peace
beige
bad sex
bad kissing
accepting companionship in lieu of passion
disrespect
immaturity
action movies over 90 minutes
living to make other people happy
empty heads
empty hearts
empty souls
the culture of cool
chaos queens
dissing sincerity
and anyone who won't call Bullshit on me for acting like a cranky old man