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VODKA!!! There's no such thing as too much.

I call Bullshit

I call Bullshit on...

wearing sunglasses in bars

being embarrassed by people who have opinions

not doing the work

trucker caps

refusing to adapt

refusing to say "I don't know"

refusing to speak up

glitter

faking anything

getting pimped

shouting at your cell phone

this overpriced, watered down drink

aping celebrity

thug life

fear

violence in the name of peace

beige

bad sex

bad kissing

accepting companionship in lieu of passion

disrespect

immaturity

action movies over 90 minutes

living to make other people happy

empty heads

empty hearts

empty souls

the culture of cool

chaos queens

dissing sincerity

and anyone who won't call Bullshit on me for acting like a cranky old man